he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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