Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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