god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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