I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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