Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
