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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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