community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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