the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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