Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
operation harelip BJ is a go
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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