As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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