ugly people sure do ruin things
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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