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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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