I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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