Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We have so much sex to catch up on
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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