smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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