the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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