I don't usually arrange sex via text message
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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