That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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