he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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