Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
