Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
