Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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