you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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