That's intense
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
ok first of all what the fuck
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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