Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
it's like iHOP with fire
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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