OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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