How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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