I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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