if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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