what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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