I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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