No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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