wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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