so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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