White coat. Heels.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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