Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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