After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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