so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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