just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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