how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I didn't notice because vodka
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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