Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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