too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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