i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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