I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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