They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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