So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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