Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you didnt know i had herpes?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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