is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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