You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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