I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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